Pizza Town – SNL


>>>COPS ARE ALL OVER THE STASH
HOUSE.
SO, I’M LAYING LOW AT THE
ABANDONED PIZZA TOWN, OFF ROUTE
16.
LISTEN, IF YOU FIND THAT SNITCH,
YOU KILL HIM.
>>FREEZE, CAROZZI.
>>SEE IF YOU CAN FIND THE FUSE
BOX AND GET SOME LIGHT ON IT.
>>HOW’D YOU FIND ME?
>>ONE OF YOUR BOYS RATTED YOU
OUT.
YOUR WHOLE OPERATION’S GOING
DOWN.
>>WHO RATTED?
WAS IT MARCO?
>>JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND DROP
THE GUN.
>>FOUND THE FUSE BOX.
♪♪♪
>>HEY, KIDS.
WE’RE PEPPI-RONNY AND THE PIZZA
PALS.
♪ I LIKE THAT PIZZA PIZZA
I LIKE THAT PIZZA PIE
I WANT A PIZZA PIZZA
PIZZA WHAT ♪
♪ PIZZA PIE
LET’S ALL EAT PIZZA PIZZA
LET’S ALL EAT PIZZA PIE ♪
♪ I AM THE PIZZA, PIZZA
PIZZA WHAT
PIZZA GUY ♪
>>WHY DID YOU TURN THIS THING
ON?
>>WELL, IT WAS JUST THE ONE
SWITCH.
>>DON’T DO ANYTHING STUPID,
CAROZZI.
>>SAY, HI TO MY BAND THE PIZZA
PALS.
♪♪♪
>>I’M-A CHEF JEFF.
AND I MAKE-A THE PIZZA!
♪♪♪
>>I’M CHEESY STEVE AND I SHRED
THE GUITARMESAN!
♪♪♪
>>AND I’M SAUCE-SOME MARYNARA
ON THE TAMBOURINE.
>>WE’RE PEPPY-RONNY AND THE
PIZZA PALS AND WE’LL BE RIGHT
PIZZA!
♪♪♪
>>THAT’S A BAD IDEA.
>>YEAH, I KNOW, RIGHT?
I MEAN, THEY SHOULD HAVE
MARYNARA ON THE KEYBOARDS,
INSTEAD OF THE TAMBOURINE.
THERE’S SO MUCH SYNTH IN THAT
SONG.
>>I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE
PIZZA BAND.
[ SIREN PRX
[ SIREN ]
>>SOUNDS LIKE OUR BACKUP’S
HERE.
>>THAT SOUND WAS THE BIRTHDAY
SIREN!
IT’S SOMEONE’S BIRTHDAY!
♪♪♪
♪ I LIKE THAT PIZZA, PIZZA
I LIKE THOSE BIRTHDAY
FRIES ♪
♪ SO HAPPY PIZZA BIRTHDAY
BIRTHDAY GIRLS AND BIRTHDAY GUYS

♪ CONGRATULATIONS TO —
BIRTHDAY TAMARA
♪ WHO TURNS 9 TODAY
AND IS CELEBRATING WITH.
MOM AND GARY
COWABUNGA ♪
♪ LUPE
HERE’S A JOKE JUST FOR YOU
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE PIZZA
WITH NO TOPPINGS ♪
♪ THERE WAS MUSHROOM FOR
IMPROVEMENT ♪
>>THAT’S CHEESY!
>>GET IT?
MUSHROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT?
THAT’S CLEVER.
>>HEY, I’M NOT GOING BACK TO
JAIL.
>>SHUT UP.
I DON’T WANT TO SHOOT YOU,
CAROZZI.
NOW I’M COMING OVER AND TAKING
YOU IN.
♪ DON’T YOU WANT SOME PIZZA
DON’T YOU WANT SOME PIZZA ♪
[ RECORD SCRATCHES ]
>>OH, WHO ORDERED ANCHOVIES?
[ FOG HORN ]
>>PIZZA!
>>HEY, THAT’S GOOD.
BECAUSE NOBODY LIKES ANCHOVIES.
>>STOP WATCHING THE PIZZA BAND.
>>HEY, CAN WE MAYBE TALK
OUTSIDE?
>>I’M GOING TO TAKE HIM IN.
>>YOU GO AHEAD.
I’M GOING TO STAY BEHIND AND
WAIT FOR FORENSICS.
>>HEY, WHO HERE LIKES TO DANCE?
>>I DO.
>>THEN LET’S CRUST A MOVE!
♪♪♪
♪ I LIKE THAT PIZZA PIZZA
I LIKE THAT PIZZA PIE
GIVE ME A PIZZA PIZZA
PIZZA WHAT ♪
♪ PIZZA PIE ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪

Zane Wilson

100 Responses

  1. 🍕
    Crust-a-move with this totally cheesy, 80's pizza punned, children themed, pizza restaurant. There's the Satanic animatronic pizza band, I got my game tokens… And I'm going to the arcade. See if I can win my girlfriend a Smurf and play some Galaga and Pac-Man.

  2. I hate to admit it but I’ve never cared for Azizs’ comedy style. This tho was funny. Probably because he was just reading what to say, but funny.Good job Aziz.

  3. You have five days until Christ returns. Get right with god Today and don’t masterbait for a week

  4. This video was perfect! The voices, costumes, even the crook & police!
    I was very impressed with the animatronic actors, they acted & sounded so authentic!
    And when Kenan Thompson stayed behind to dance with the Pizza Band, priceless! 😆

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